her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
4 words: hood of his car
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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