sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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You. Win. At. Life.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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