Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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