You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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