so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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