i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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