I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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