i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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