Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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