yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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