is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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