Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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