do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
it glows. i had to have it.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
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