i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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