covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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