I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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