I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
