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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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