she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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