Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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