i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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