That's when you crack a 10am beer
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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