3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
