But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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