Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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