Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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