you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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