so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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