You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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