Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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