what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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