Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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