I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
