Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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