i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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