i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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