Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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