what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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