do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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