I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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