do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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