I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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