I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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