I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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