I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
you never un-have a 4some
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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