She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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