i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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