If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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