Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize
