I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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