Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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