I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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