Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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